Dad jokes are amusing everyone on social media this month. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? This one will make you chuckle.
Gags like ‘what do you call a dog that can do magic?’ and ‘what do you call candy that was stolen?’ have had everyone in hysterics.
Their simple child-friendly humor and cheesy pun punchlines just never get old, and this might be the best joke yet…
What do you call a sad coffee?
So, what do you call a sad coffee?
The answer is…
It’s a cross between the word espresso and depressed. So funny!
You’ll love this one too
Here’s another similar joke…
- What do you call a sad strawberry?
If you loved the last one, you’ll be obsessed with this quip too.
The answer is…
Blue is another word for feeling low or sad. Hilarious!
More funny food dad jokes
Here are some more hilarious food dad jokes to share on social media or tell your friends…
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- What does a nosey chilli pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.
- How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it..
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
- What are potato babies called? Tater tots.
- What did the grape say when he was squished? He let out a little wine.
- What’s the most relaxing type of pasta? Spa-ghetti.
- What did the pecan say to the walnut? We’re friends because we’re both nuts.
- Where did the lettuce go for drinks? The salad bar.
- Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it’s too cheesy.
- Did you hear about the carrot detective? He got to the root of every case.
- What part of a meal makes you the most sleepy? A nap-kin.
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
- How do you measure the weight of crackers? In grahams.
- What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
- Why did the student eat her exam? The teacher told her it was a piece of cake.
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